Interesting Spam

Akismet is really good at preventing spam, but I’ve noticed that spammers don’t even seem to be trying sometimes. This is what’s in my spam queue:

{I have|I’ve} been {surfing|browsing} online

more than {three|3|2|4} hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours.

{It’s|It is} pretty worth enough for me. {In my opinion|Personally|In my view}, if all {webmasters|site owners|website owners|web owners}

and bloggers made good content as you did, the {internet|net|web} will be {much more|a lot more} useful than ever

before.|

I {couldn’t|could not} {resist|refrain from} commenting.

Granted, it’s probably a bot doing this that has some Mad Libs license key problem, but still… at least try.